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(Talamos Kevinius) The first documented sub-species of Homo Erectus that can fully communicate with regular humans. Apart from the disposition to exhibit Tourette Syndrome-like characterizations, an average talamo will be complacent unless provoked. If you are walking in the woods, do not bring any Comcast electricians or Chinese people with you, as this greatly angers the talamo. The average talamo doesn't eat much, but all of your Jack Daniels stock should be securely fastened to a tree branch at least 12 feet above the ground. If you are confronted with an enraged talamo or a mother talamo with cubs, there are many methods you may employ to escape with little to no harm. Some Jack Daniels thrown in the opposite direction could give you ample time to run away. Simple magic tricks, loud fireworks, discussing Verizon FIOS, or asking embarrassing, misleading questions could leave the talamo in a state of stupor for long enough to get away.
"I ran into a talamo the other week in the woods. He was wearing a brown Chap's Demin sweatshirt."
Talamo by Talamo's Fan February 6, 2008
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Talamare 

1. A sea of bright stars from a compound word of
Tala - tagalog for a big bright star, and
Mare - astronomy term for a sea of
2. A sequence of rhythmic suffocation from a compound word of
Tala - for a style rhythmic pattern in hindu music
Mare - a the condition of many symptomes caused when ones having a nightmare
1. Talamare shines brightly
Talamare by Talamare May 19, 2006
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The leader of the Yogi bear clan and is a sexy beast. 1V1 me as Zenyatta and I'll shoe you my small penis.
Black nipple clan, logging out.
Wow that guy is a beast ass bear dick, You got yourself some ramen downstairs. Maybe Talmond could heat and beat it for you.
Talmond by bigboilatroi February 23, 2017
To be forced to drink shots of Tequila unwillingly, then waking up the next severely hung over and not remembering anything past the 4th shot.
CJ: What happened last night?

DZ: Not sure. Was having a few casual drinks and the next thing I remember was waking up. I was Talamased...again....damn.
Talamas by mmmmmfffwwwwt April 1, 2009
John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".
Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.
Telamon by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012

Talamantes 

Talamantes- someone who cares about others and lovable person but also can get mad if you annoy him and don’t give him time when he’s down to pick his self up as long as you stay on his good side he would make a good person. He would sacrifice to go get the stuff he loves as such family friends and pets and he’s not selfish to the ones he loves. He’s rude to everyone that selfish, rude, mean, disrespectful, annoying, and ungrateful but as long as your not one of those people he would be kind and helpful as long as he can. The way you treat him he will Imamate it to make it seem like your talking to another you but in a good way. Sometimes loves to act stupid but most of the time he’s serious and he hates people when they are a hypocrite to him
Talamantes an name that means a lot of powerful things
Talamantes by Definition of namesss November 27, 2018

Talamascan 

investigators into the paranormal.
Jesse from Queen of the Damned, is a talamascan.
Talamascan by Lestat the Vampire February 20, 2007
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