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The Ultimate
'The ultimate' is the ultimate state of boredom where you decide to do all the letters forwards and backwards, then go diagonal backwards and forwards, then numbers forwards and backwards. Like so, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl1234567890987654321
The Ultimate by Koffee_6251 March 8, 2021
The Ultimate
Refers to The Ultimate talk line which is a telephone chatting service where people can talk one on one or talk to eachother in group party rooms.
You've reached the Ultimate talk line. The greatest place to meet people from all over San Diego Right now.
The Ultimate by Paco Rivera May 13, 2005
The Ultimate
The second definition for ultimate. Refers to something that is really great. Usually used in a expression of wishing or wanting something.
The Ultimate by Tasha Bunny May 17, 2005
The Ultimate.
A rare breed that travels among the humans, blending into their society by taking on their appearance. Many people consider Chuck Norris to be one of the Ultimates, but he cannot even compare to an Ultimate. An Ultimate is what created the Titans, which created the Gods. An Ultimate can ignite the polar ice-caps Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, but an Ultimate can slam Chuck Norris. An Ultimate knows all the names of the people in Anonymous. An Ultimate beats all the worlds records in the first hour of his day....everyday.
An Ultimate bleeds liquefied diamond. An Ultimate rolls his eyes at the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day", as if that's something difficult for an Ultimate to do.
The Ultimate are not born through the womb of a human. Their origin is unknown, one can only know when an Ultimate is coming when they see a shooting star.
One of the religious icons known as Jesus Christ is famous for walking on water; little does the religious group know that Jesus learned it from an Ultimate.
Adamantium is the closest thing that the human race can think of that is almost comparable to being as strong as an Ultimates skeleton.
An Ultimate can freeze the sun and breathe in open space, we are the top dog, we are all seeing, you may be king of the hill, but we ARE the hill, and we can break in half at any moment, swallowing you and crushing you instantly; we are the elite race, we are the strongest breed, we are amazing, we are immortal. We are.....Ultimate.
An Ultimate bleeds liquefied diamond. An Ultimate rolls his eyes at the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day", as if that's something difficult for an Ultimate to do.
The Ultimate are not born through the womb of a human. Their origin is unknown, one can only know when an Ultimate is coming when they see a shooting star.
One of the religious icons known as Jesus Christ is famous for walking on water; little does the religious group know that Jesus learned it from an Ultimate.
Adamantium is the closest thing that the human race can think of that is almost comparable to being as strong as an Ultimates skeleton.
An Ultimate can freeze the sun and breathe in open space, we are the top dog, we are all seeing, you may be king of the hill, but we ARE the hill, and we can break in half at any moment, swallowing you and crushing you instantly; we are the elite race, we are the strongest breed, we are amazing, we are immortal. We are.....Ultimate.
Example 1:
The person: *watching dragonball z* WOW! Goku's such a beast!!! how does someone get slammed in a mountain 50 times, shot by beams of incinerating raw energy, and struck in all vital bodypoints by thousands of pounds of pressure and still survive????
The Ultimate.: It's not that hard...
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Example 2
The person: Did you hear their evacuating the country? A tornado the size of Texas is expected to destroy it all to dust?
The Ultimate: *gets hang glider*
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Example 3
The person: Damnit this email gave my computer a virus! Now I gotta pay a hundred dollars to geeksquad!
The Ultimate: *opens the email on his computer, causing the creator of the virus to spontaneously combust*
The person: *watching dragonball z* WOW! Goku's such a beast!!! how does someone get slammed in a mountain 50 times, shot by beams of incinerating raw energy, and struck in all vital bodypoints by thousands of pounds of pressure and still survive????
The Ultimate.: It's not that hard...
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Example 2
The person: Did you hear their evacuating the country? A tornado the size of Texas is expected to destroy it all to dust?
The Ultimate: *gets hang glider*
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Example 3
The person: Damnit this email gave my computer a virus! Now I gotta pay a hundred dollars to geeksquad!
The Ultimate: *opens the email on his computer, causing the creator of the virus to spontaneously combust*
The Ultimate. by Anima Mundi September 3, 2011
The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge
Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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