The PERSON

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(1): The person is just the PERSON.

(2): An imaginary, invisible being who was created as a failed comeback

Ex:

(1): Honey.. you're the PERSON

(2):

Jim: Okay honey you think you can clock my tea?

Max: Hell yeah. You be frickin' built like an irregular concave polygon..

Jim: Ok well.. you're built like.. (contemplating life decisions) the PERSON.

The PERSON by chadeesa October 2, 2025

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the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020

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the person below is hella gay

this is a dangerous weapon. anyone got in its proximity (below) is hella gay(only way to deflect hella is reverse card or anti-hella gay shields)

Gru: the person below is hella gay
Boi: wut
Boi: oh shit

the person below is hella gay by AlexaPlayDespacito2 September 7, 2018

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

The person reading this by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

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The person who asked.

The person who asked is a rare never seen before. It's said to be omnipotent and impossible to reach due to it's speed. Nobody knows the true answer to the person to ASKED. People have gone from universes to universes. But all failed. It seemed like nobody asked. But that was never proved. Even though the person who asked was never proved to exist. It was never proved to NOT exist. Therefore... The person who asked will never be found. It's though authorized to say that the person who asked doesn't exist even though they aren't sure.

Me: Bro who's the person who asked.
Him: Idk man but you can search if you want
Me: nah imma not waste my time

The person who asked. by TheGuyThatAskedIG February 22, 2023

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The Person reading this

An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily

The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3

The Person reading this: "*reading this*"

Have a nice day lol

The Person reading this by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019

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The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

The person who's reading this by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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