4 definitions by ynbk

Textlisted

Not worthy of an individual phone call. To be demoted to a text message notification rather than making a separate phone call.

Mike: Hey Joe, did you make all your holiday phone calls?
Joe: Yes, I called a bunch of people
Mike: Did you call your uncle Junior?
Joe: No, he's been Textlisted. I sent him and a bunch of others a group message.

Mike: Yeah, don't waste your time.

by ynbk November 26, 2009

P Diddy

Urinating and Defecating at the same time.

Damn, That diaper is full of P Diddy

by ynbk November 15, 2009

business suit

Waking up naked with a boner...Ready for business. (Stems from Birthday Suit)

Woke up Sunday morning with my Business suit. Brooke was looking so hot, I was ready to go.

by ynbk June 17, 2009

JogScaping

Jogging while pushing the lawn mower.

Screw the Gym, I'm JogScaping tonight.

I killed two birds with one stone. I cut the grass and excercised. I jogscaped.

by ynbk April 8, 2009