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textiles 

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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texticles 

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.
Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
texticles by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

textile challenged 

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

Textless Syndrome 

When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.
Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.

Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome

2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.

Textless Leg Syndrome 

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.
There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

textfiles.com 

An indispensible web site where one can find term papers, outdated hacking info and bomb recipes all in the same place, circa 1980's and culled from the old BBS system.
textfiles.com is the best.
textfiles.com by Mortenson February 9, 2004

textless 

In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.

Compare to speechless in spoken language.
A: Remember that sick panda at the zoo?
B: Yeah.
A: She died.
B: ...I'm textless.
textless by Lingrad August 3, 2005
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