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A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"

Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"

Textie Text by SurveyJake April 27, 2009

Words you can keep

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

Related Words

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textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.

Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.

textie-bestie by yuppers12356789 July 21, 2011

textie

(N), A person that you text with a lot, as in bestie. By the end of the weekend you may not know a person well, but you have texted them so much, you feel as if you are friends.

I never see my friends in St. Louis or Pennsylvania anymore, but at least we're still texties.

textie by Imnitoriginal February 27, 2015

Textie McTexterson

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.

Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!

Textie McTexterson by Telephony January 9, 2019

textie-friendie

Someone you only communicate with by text and will likely never meet in person. Someone you text who is neither a boyfriend or girlfriend, just an acquaintance.

Its nice that we've never met but are so textie-friendie. We can text about whatever, whenever we feel like it, and there's no drama.

textie-friendie by twisted english May 25, 2014

Textie

A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.

Get off your phone, you are such a stupid textie.

Textie by treehouserockx March 14, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026