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textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.
Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.
textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

Txtnesia 

When you forget what you texted someone last
Oh man, what is he talking about. Must be my Txtnesia.
Txtnesia by FDNYMedic August 10, 2011

texthusiastic 

(adj) enthusiastic about texting. A texthusiast is someone who replies to your texts promptly and is eager to carry on the conversation.
Guy A: How's it going with that chick you met last night?
Guy B: She's a little lukewarm, seems like she's not terribly texthusiastic.
texthusiastic by slightly slighted November 9, 2012

Texthetic 

Regarding the idea that people type a certain way to fit a certain aesthetic, texthetic is your consistent style of text or the way you format a text to make it look nice. 2 examples of different texthetics:

Hey, have a lovely day 💕

or

take that bACK YOU TRICK ASS BITCH
Jada: I never use emojis. It ruins my texthetic.
Texthetic by BNTBurrito October 25, 2017

textmessageitis 

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time
Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis
textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006

Textlexia 

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.
Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."
Textlexia by Lee Brody March 6, 2009