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textteaser

A textteaser is a person who loves to send texts. So much so that they make you believe they are your best friend. They will text you at all costs but never want to actually see you. They get gratification from the attention texting gives them but have little to no interest in being friends with the person they are texting.
Shawn is such a textteaser, we text everyday after work but he is always making excuses to hang out with me.
textteaser by kam ching July 15, 2009
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textesess 

A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)
"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."
textesess by itsinthegame December 29, 2007
The unique language of texting and text shortcuts.
"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"
textese by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009

Textasexual 

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker
I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.
Textasexual by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

textasexual 

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting
Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.
textasexual by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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