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v: the act of text messaging someone in order to tease them in a playful way. Related to sexting though not exclusively sexual.
Textease by hydroxamate March 29, 2017
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textteaser

A textteaser is a person who loves to send texts. So much so that they make you believe they are your best friend. They will text you at all costs but never want to actually see you. They get gratification from the attention texting gives them but have little to no interest in being friends with the person they are texting.
Shawn is such a textteaser, we text everyday after work but he is always making excuses to hang out with me.
textteaser by kam ching July 15, 2009

textesess 

A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)
"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."
textesess by itsinthegame December 29, 2007
The unique language of texting and text shortcuts.
"I saw a picture of Jesus with BRB underneath it." "What's BRB?" "It's 'be right back', don't you speak textese?"
textese by DanGarPrius October 19, 2009

Textasexual 

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker
I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.
Textasexual by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

textasexual 

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting
Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.
textasexual by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016
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