Textasexual 

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

Textasexual by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

textasexual 

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

textasexual by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016

Teslasexual

A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.

My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!

Teslasexual by UwUty June 26, 2021

Texrosexual

A guy that sounds gay over text because of the use of acronyms such as: OMG or IDK or BRB etc.

Man that guy might be gay because he's a huge texrosexual.

Texrosexual by DoctorKnowItAll February 9, 2009

Tentasexual 

A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.

'She is tentasexual.'
'I think I am tentasexual.'

Tentasexual by Alpedo November 27, 2012

teasexual 

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

teasexual by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

Tetrasexual

The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.

Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.

Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.

Tetrasexual by Somfukinguy4018 March 8, 2019