Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".
by DutchRub March 14, 2010
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She is such a textato... She can't even get up to tell her kids to go to sleep, she had to text them from the next room.
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Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009
Get the Feloniously slay the testator mug.Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.
Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.
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