Textator 

Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".

Textator: dishwasher empty? mess cleaned up yet? Room clean?

Textator by DutchRub March 14, 2010

Textato 

Someone who is too lazy to have a real conversation with someone in the next room or even on the same property, so they text them instead...

She is such a textato... She can't even get up to tell her kids to go to sleep, she had to text them from the next room.

Textato by DJisGAWD April 30, 2010

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

Feloniously slay the testator by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Textatery 

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

Textatery by jdtam September 1, 2010

textatary 

When you are driving, or a different activity where you can't text a message yourself, you ask someone next to you to be your textatary and write it for you.

Heather, I'm busy driving, will you be my textatary?

textatary by textaddict April 25, 2011

testator

Testicle taster

She is the testator

testator by JS 127 May 7, 2018