testator

Testicle taster

She is the testator

testator by JS 127 May 7, 2018

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

Feloniously slay the testator by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Textator 

Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".

Textator: dishwasher empty? mess cleaned up yet? Room clean?

Textator by DutchRub March 14, 2010