Definitions by DJisGAWD

Thirdfirsting 

Thirdfirsting is the process of shifting from third person to first person vernacular, defying conventional norms, usually in the form of online social networking status posts (eg Facebook, Twitter, etc.)

"Brad Pitt is going to the mall because I need to get Angie a new stroller" is an example of thirdfirsting.

Thirdfirsting by DJisGAWD May 20, 2010

Textato 

Someone who is too lazy to have a real conversation with someone in the next room or even on the same property, so they text them instead...

She is such a textato... She can't even get up to tell her kids to go to sleep, she had to text them from the next room.

Textato by DJisGAWD April 30, 2010