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I tried to textage you, but your phone was shut off!
textage by aripadari February 13, 2004

Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...
Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
Dutch Textage by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009

Textagenic 

It’s a word used to describe someone’s texting habits . If a person sucks at texting, like they don’t reply after hours or the following day, they’re NOT Textagenic Bad Texter. However, they ARE Textagenic if hey reply almost instantly Good Texter
Matt sucks at texting, I guess he’s just not textagenic.
Textagenic by Kenvee Lim October 31, 2019
the displacement of sheets or other bed clothes created by an erect penis; often associated with 'morning glory'.
You could tell he had just woken up by the size of his tentage
tentage by negroponti November 5, 2008

Textagram 

two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options
you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy
Textagram by psuwoody March 16, 2009

textadent 

ahole who gets into an accident while texting
Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!
textadent by Tuco B August 21, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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