texages

Shortened term for the term text messages.

Hey, why are you not responding?? I’ve sent you 12 texages.

by MB Infinity August 7, 2021

texags

Characterized by humorous banter, pursuit of excellence, and Aggies who learned how to spell.

People who post on texags know how to spell "characterize".

by Jarhead96 July 22, 2008

TexAgs +2

An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.

I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.

by U da Man! May 26, 2022

textages

Text + Messages = Textages

I'll check if I have any new textages

by Iowa February 21, 2007

texanese

To be from Texas and Japan at the same time. Meaning that one could have lived in one place and been born in a different place.

"That Asian girl has a Texas accent- she's so Texanese."

by unspokencoiler December 14, 2008

Texanese

A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.

Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.

by Turdburglars October 19, 2017

Texanese

A weird mix of southern and midwestern accents and euphemisms spoken primarily in Texas.

I only speak Texanese.

by DoYouHearBanjos December 7, 2020