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text it
when you hear someone say something really good/funny and you pass it on by text to all you know
lame variation of "that's what she said"
lame variation of "that's what she said"
dude1: how hard did chris brown hit rihanna to make her sing out "oh na na, what's my name?"
dude2: hahaha, text it! *proceeds to text it to every one of his contacts on his phone*
dude3: i rode the moby dick 3 times
dude4: feeling lustful, huh? text it! *proceed to text dude3's line to everyone he knows*
dude2: hahaha, text it! *proceeds to text it to every one of his contacts on his phone*
dude3: i rode the moby dick 3 times
dude4: feeling lustful, huh? text it! *proceed to text dude3's line to everyone he knows*
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Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"
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Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box. by StobGrilly October 10, 2020
I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
Text items
Text items by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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