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Used mainly on Myspace and Facebook in status updates. It is put up to let others know that they want a text message from others because they are fucking stupid and have no friends.
Status Update: Going to school. Text it :)

Brad: Man that motherfucker sounds so goddamn stupid.
by Bradc20 October 25, 2008
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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when you hear someone say something really good/funny and you pass it on by text to all you know

lame variation of "that's what she said"
dude1: how hard did chris brown hit rihanna to make her sing out "oh na na, what's my name?"
dude2: hahaha, text it! *proceeds to text it to every one of his contacts on his phone*

dude3: i rode the moby dick 3 times
dude4: feeling lustful, huh? text it! *proceed to text dude3's line to everyone he knows*
by January 16, 2011
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