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by StanNCTandstreamresonance December 20, 2020
Get the Tensexual mug.1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.
2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)
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Examples of textsex-ing:
Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!
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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away
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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)
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Examples of textsex-ing:
Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!
--
Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away
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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007
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Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.
Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.
“This tensexual situation is not only unnecessary because it results from absurd human drama, but it is also illogical and against natural instincts.”
by Chelsey Lora March 22, 2006
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1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.
2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)
1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.
2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)
by TRONLE October 30, 2007
Get the textsex mug.An artificial, pseudonymical, acronymaceus, sobriquet, synthesized from a short, familiar form of "Texas" and "lex" (Greek for "word" and Latin for "law"), assumed by the original designator (and oft adopted by numerous pretenders of varying quality and trailing digital suffixii), intended, hoped, and/or calculated to represent, exhibit, and/or affect or convey a demonstrably but circumspectly delivered and highly qualified pretension to an enlightened, lettered, refined, urbane style of semantictious discourse, while completely, successfully, and self-pleasuringly avoiding legal liability, responsibility, and/or abuse for anything expressed or suggested, stated, not stated, and/or implied or not implied in any fashion, typically by employing and stringing together a sufficiently strained series of prolixly faux erudite acute and/or obtusely quasi-redundant juxtapositions of implicit and/or explicit notations, annotations, connotations, salutations, pointless alliterations, and/or self-coined words, phrases, and/or memes, clever and often inscrutably non sequitorial turns of phrase, outrageously banal phrase after endlessly loathsome phrase, discarding and, at the same, scruptulously adhering to no particular and rigourously to certain bizarre strategies and/or lack of same (i.e., extant non conventions) respecting ~aberrant usages^of^punctuation, grammar, stYle, voice (vox/voce), idiom (including idiomatopeia), and effectively obfuscating, corrupting, punnischingand/or ironizing subject matter for one's own twisted and idiosyncratically rewarding benefit, amusement, and/or entertainment in a manner likely to simply piss off time (British usage), vent venom by penning an anticipatorily unsent riposte in response to a random objectionable email forward, and/or to further fuel an undeniably undeserved, but well-earned, although self-effacingly and adamantly deflected, modestly-expressed, non sense of superiority...because he's a Texas lawyer, dammit...or because he obsequiously imagines that a culimating, pandering attempt at complimenting the present venue and its diligently attentive censors will persuade any deciding said officials to approve this tortuously expansive self-reference (see beginning of entry).
Politicians, philosophers, and the insane are often guilty (or, not guilty by reason of connections, obscurity, or insanity, in that order) of a texlex when they speak much and say nothing.
by texlex61 January 29, 2009
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