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teasexual 

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"
teasexual by hooschick27 September 21, 2016
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taesexual 

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

taysexual 

A person who is straight but gay for Taylor Swift
I didn't know I was taysexual until I saw her live in reputation stadium tour.
taysexual by cansuu May 20, 2020

Taesexual 

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)
Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021

Tajsexual 

Someone who has major love affection to a person/object named Taj, Tai, Tay or any other variant.
Tajsexuals also have a strong affection for things connected to Taj.
Leon is always sticking around Taj, is he Tajsexual?
Leon is asking if Taj is coming anytime soon? When the answer is no he cries.
Tajsexual by Grabla January 6, 2021

Theosexualist 

A theosexualist is a person who believes that the only normal sexuality is that which is expressed by the doctrine of their religion and who insist that their beliefs on sexuality be enforced in civil law.
She is a theosexualist who actively campaigns to have her religions doctrine on sexuality enshrined in law.
Theosexualist by Wordlink June 7, 2014

taesexual 

taesexual means that your love is only for kim taehyung in this world. And you're addicted to him.
I became taesexual when I saw Kim Taehyung for the first time.
I'm addicted to Kim Taehyung so I'm taesexual.
taesexual by IAMGUCCI95 October 30, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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