Texased 

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.

1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."

Texased by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 6, 2022

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated

high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service

cerebrally teased by Uncle Dimma January 5, 2015

teased hair 

Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.

Teased hair Link:
look on photobucket. lol.

teased hair by zomgkate December 5, 2007

teased

when your getting ready for a night out and your fully dressed up,hair and make up and everything - looking your best.

"Look those girls are fully teased up tonight!

teased by BAbsy September 1, 2008

Teased off 

To get angry, uncomfortable or upset

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.

Teased off by KingofNorway March 21, 2015

teased

The phase between sober and high in terms of smoking marijuana

Maddi: "Yo Riyad,you high?"
Riyad: "Not lifted, but not sober"
Maddi: "oh, you mean teased"

teased by Chief Reefer April 1, 2009

Teased to Jesus 

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

Teased to Jesus by CrazyJay September 17, 2010