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Texaned

When a truck with Texas plates performs a dangerous (to you) traffic maneuver that you must account for to avoid collision. Incidents include trucks that don't bother to check before shifting lanes, change speed for no apparent reason, or behave in such a manner that the operator's dick size is directly associated with whether or not you can pass his truck.
That fuckin F150 Texaned me out of getting into the turn lane!
by kwisatzsawyer April 24, 2011
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TexanDanny

Texan Danny is your friendly Texan from Texas.
He is best known online for getting to know all of you!

He is gentle & loving & caring & cool & well mannered & young very young, even younger than his buddy! has dark brown hair & brown eyes & says Howdy yall, Rubbish, oh Hell, Datty and Oopsydaisys.

If you want him, Ask someone who knows him!
TexanDanny
by ukperson July 17, 2009
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texanese

To be from Texas and Japan at the same time. Meaning that one could have lived in one place and been born in a different place.
"That Asian girl has a Texas accent- she's so Texanese."
by unspokencoiler December 14, 2008
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Texanese

A form of language used by some native Texans. Primarily used for embellishing and exaggerating everyday situations to make them seem more dramatic while at the The use of this language is often worse the further away a Texan is from home.
Example of Texanese: You call this rain? heck in Texas we call this a lite sprinkle.
by Turdburglars October 19, 2017
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Texanese

A weird mix of southern and midwestern accents and euphemisms spoken primarily in Texas.
I only speak Texanese.
by DoYouHearBanjos December 7, 2020
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Texased

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.
1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."
by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 6, 2022
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