1. When
you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by
the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a
dreadful Texan.
1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"
2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "
Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "
Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to
the Texans now."