texassed

To be made into something worth being proud of and sought after

*an item* is not worth the time/money until its texassed.

by Texasmade00 August 28, 2019

Texased

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.

1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."

by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 6, 2022