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testiclites 

Created by Group X
1) A male's (pair of) testicles.
"When a lady, she goes to touch the testiclites, and they make a sound like thais: *PING*!"
testiclites by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

testiclides 

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".
From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.
Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.
Testiculitude by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

Testicliment 

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.
Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...
Testicliment by Zac P January 24, 2009

Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

Testiculitis 

Another word for having blue balls.
That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis
Testiculitis by joshwua915 November 28, 2016
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