Definitions by sunidei

evangelistic 

To speak in a preacher tone of voice with pauses and enunciations to capture the interest of an audience.

Not to be confused with a developmental delay in speech, Dave Matthews has an evangelistic way of speaking that is both intriguing and captivating.

evangelistic by sunidei January 11, 2011

testiclosterone 

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

testiclosterone by sunidei January 11, 2011