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Teslasexual

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A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.
My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
Teslasexual by UwUty June 26, 2021
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Telesexual 

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When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008

Tentasexual 

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A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.
'She is tentasexual.'
'I think I am tentasexual.'
Tentasexual by Alpedo November 27, 2012

taelasexual 

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someone who is attracted to someone named taela
hey i’m taelasexual cause my girlfriends name is taela.
taelasexual by lgbtqvibes55 April 8, 2021

teasexual 

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Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"
teasexual by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

Tetrasexual

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The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.
Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.

Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.
Tetrasexual by Somfukinguy4018 March 8, 2019

tetrasexual

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one who enjoys having sex with the 4 categories of life: males, females, transexuals, and animals.
Guy 1 : Dude Bro, I was checkin' out this pig the other day, and totally had a boner comin' on

Guy 2 : Fuck first you like poon, then dick, now animals, aww nasty, your a full blown tetrasexual
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