A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.
My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!
by UwUty June 26, 2021
Get the Teslasexual mug.When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.
Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.
Guy 1: Where is Joe?
Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
Guy 1: Where is Joe?
Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.
by Fraknor April 12, 2008
Get the Telesexual mug.A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.
by Alpedo November 27, 2012
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Get the taelasexual mug.Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.
Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?
"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"
"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"
"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"
"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"
by hooschick27 September 21, 2016
Get the teasexual mug.The wildebeest in accounting is tetrasexual. She had sex with a man, a woman, and tranny and her dog. Tetrasexuals are so horny, that they have sex with pretty much everything that moves.
Tetrasexual: going 4 ways, a tetrasexual person is a sexual deviant and has a infinity to have sex with males, females, transgenders and animals.
Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.
Watch out for the girl from accounting, she had sex with everyone at the Christmas party, then after one guy hammered it, he caught her blowing his dog.
by Somfukinguy4018 March 8, 2019
Get the Tetrasexual mug.Guy 1 : Dude Bro, I was checkin' out this pig the other day, and totally had a boner comin' on
Guy 2 : Fuck first you like poon, then dick, now animals, aww nasty, your a full blown tetrasexual
Guy 2 : Fuck first you like poon, then dick, now animals, aww nasty, your a full blown tetrasexual
by boomgoesdadynomite39444 November 12, 2009
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