1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.
2.
One who prefers pixels over penis/
pussy.
3. A fruit
cake.
1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!
2.
Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *
beep*
3. "
Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"