1. Having sexual relations with the
popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in
battery leakage and electrocution.
2. One who prefers pixels over
penis/pussy.
3. A fruit cake.
1.
Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!
2. Sally: I dont want to
meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*
3. "
Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"