Tepe 

The mythological God of third wheels and third wheeling. While he does not belong to any specific mythology, he is universal in every religion. Can be used as a degrading term.

"Zack came with us to the movies again. He's such a Tepe!"

"Tepe used to watch the two have intercourse from outside the window."

Tepe by playertwelve November 28, 2017

Waka Tepe 

When you kick someone so hard in the nuts, that there balls retard and dangle from their noses

I hate that douche- I am gonna waka tepe him

Waka Tepe by chucklebutt December 3, 2009

Göbekli Tepe 

Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet Earth.

Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.

It dates to around 12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca. 12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.

The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.

Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.

Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?

Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun guy who was a shaman hooked on drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.

The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun Guy (actions translated into words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride. Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”

The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”

Nostradamus: 2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order ab chao.

Göbekli Tepe by Option 22 October 10, 2019

Tepes 

The word "tepes" in Romanian means "impaler". This is the name given to Vlad Dracula, ruler of Wallachia, because impalement was his prefered and most famous form of execution.

Vlad Tepes Dracula was born in 1431 in the town of Sighisoara, Transylvania.

Tepes by Vysala May 24, 2006

Lisa Tepes 

Lisa Tepes is Dracula’s wife in the castlevania series she is just 😻😻😻

She is so cool she must be a Lisa Tepes😻

Lisa Tepes by I uh March 16, 2021

Vlad Tepes 

Vlad Tepes (english: Vlad The Impaler) was the voievod (english: Ruler) of Tara Romaneasca (english: Wallachia).
He is commonly known as Dracula because he impaled people.

English guy: Have you heard of Dracula ?

Romanian guy: Yes, but he is based on Vlad Tepes.

Vlad Tepes by Basescu Traian May 31, 2017

Tepelbeer 

Translated to English it would meen something like Nipplebear.

It is a wellknown and respected creature living in the woods near Almere. The Tepelbeer is about 12 feet tall and looks like a giant nipple with feet. The nipplebear does not have any facial features or whatsoever. Therefore, the way it stays alive still remains a mistery, though it is suspected that it lives on the fluids that enter the body during sexual intercourse.

"To fear for the Tepelbeer" = To be afraid for sexual pleasures.

Look Steven! It's a giant Tepelbeer!
Quick, bend over! You know you want to...

Tepelbeer by Amorphis December 22, 2004