Göbekli Tepe is the site in modern-day Turkey of the first recorded civilization on Planet
Earth.
Göbekli Tepe translates as “Potbelly Hill”.
It dates to around
12,000 years ago although possibly older. It correlates well to the timeline of the appearance of the human acne bacterium ca. 15,000 years ago, then ca.
12,900 years ago when a meteorite hit the Hiawatha glacier in Greenland, the last ice age, the Younger Dryas, followed by the domestication of wild wheat and barley.
The acne bacterium kickstarted adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer
family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult.
Aliens: Take me to your leader. The last address we had was Potbelly Hill, DC.
Homer: DC? As in Capitol Hill, Washington DC?
Aliens: Yes, DC as in death cult.
Homer: Potbelly parasites with a pot of
money, mind control, dark magic while the rest of us writhe around in a feudalistic system of indebted servitude?
Aliens: Nothing much has changed…if you ignore technological advancement.
Homer: What have I done to deserve this???
Aliens: Predictive programming.
Homer: Doh!
Aliens: The last time we visited we came across a fun
guy who was a shaman hooked on
drugs and lucid dreaming. We left him to it.
The Original Potbelly Hillbilly Shaman Fun
Guy (actions translated into
words): “I’ll mind control you with my religious
cult and you will give me the fruits of your labor. I’ll sow my wild oats with whomsoever and in what way as I so please, get whacked out of my head on
drugs and enter in and out of the lucid dreaming state. This is going to be one hell of a wild ride.
Whatever you do leave the fruits of my wild apple tree alone!”
Outcast: “Why can’t they see through this rotten apple? He gets everyone to work for him, store their gathered food with him, he gets his wicked way, and in return they get mumbo jumbo.”
The Domino Effect: “I found my thrill on Potbelly Hill…”
JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”
JoKeR: “So, I am no different than the original potbelly hillbilly on Göbekli Tepe casting my magic spell over all.”
Solo: “Would you Adam and
Eve it…you were my thrill, on Potbelly Hill.”
Nostradamus:
2020. Potbelly Hillbillies running the show, insectualization, mind control, order
ab chao.
