Tenderizing the Weasel 

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

Tenderizing the Weasel by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

Tenerifian 

Some one born in Tenerife, of spanish nationality but usually accused of being African due to being closer to africa then spain.

Tenerifian's call themselves Chicharreros, and within spain they are called Tinerfenhos.

They are people with a great sence of humour, even thought they are short they have been greatly designed, and they are better looking and overall better than the rest of spain and quite possibly the world, they are incredibly better than people from Gran Canaria too (canariones) as they are a bunch of gay chulos.

''Olle Javier, arent you going to help your neighbor Miguel who has just fallen off his moto, and his leg is pointing the wrong way... and some dog its trying to run off with its bone?''

''No, sod him, he is Canarion!''

PS - daddy yankey is not Tenerifian

Tenerifian by Damanisjon September 24, 2008

Tenderizing 

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

Tenderizing by Marc April 4, 2005

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

Tenderizing the Meat by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

Tenderizing the taco by Snowdick March 14, 2023