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tenderize 

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.
Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!
tenderize by Haleb June 25, 2008
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Tenderize 

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
Tenderize by ArdeGT February 23, 2008

Tenderize the Meat 

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.
Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.
Tenderize the Meat by Aram A. February 24, 2008

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.
With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.
Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.
Tinderizing by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

tenderheart 

n. an individual that is genuinely affected by the stuff of life, who finds joy in the warm, quiet, non-judgmental, positive things and is deeply hurt by the opposite. one who feels a lot of feelings/unabashedly emotional. origin: tumblr.
i wanna collect all of the tenderhearts and whisper to them that things will be okay.
tenderheart by tender-heart December 4, 2012

tenderness 

Of or relating to tender acts. Compassion, warmth, affection, gentleness.

Opposite of cruelty, violence, sadism, callousness, cynicism, bitterness.
"If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R-rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X-rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?"
-Sally Struthers

Adam stroked Kevin's hair, holding him with infinite tenderness while Kevin sobbed from a horrible day.

Ellie's rigid expression melted into tenderness as she saw her daughter running toward her.
tenderness by Lorelili December 15, 2010
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I hit a real purple patch.

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