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Tendecies, tendEcies, tedecieS 

Tendecies, tendEcies, tedecieS
Tendecies, tendEcies, tedecieS

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

Suicidal Tendencies 

Suicidal Tendencies by Yo Momma December 8, 2004

Suicidal Tendencies 

A band so cool that they used to make a sport out of kicking Rikki Rachtman's gay ass!
Suicidal Tendencies was fucking awesome.Too bad todays' music is all gay ass poser shitmetal and emo-pussy crap.

Bitch Tendencies 

Typically applies to men who exhibit personality traits consistent with American high school girls (the bitchy types you see in films). Men with bitch tendencies may show one or more of the following traits:

1. Talking about someone in a negative manner when that person is not present to defend themselves.

2. Making snide comments disguised as banter.

3. Taking offence to the kind of comments they will freely dish out to others (see 2.)

What is paculiar about men with bitch tendencies is that they may otherwise appear normal, and at first glance wouldn't appear as the bitchy type. It is often only after you get to know someone that you discover they have bitch tendencies, at which point your respect for them will rapidly vanish.
Robin: yo Tom, why's Plug always badmouthing people when they're not here?

Tom: That's just Plug, dudes got bitch tendencies.

OR

Barry: Whys Ian in a huff and not talking to anyone? He only got as good as he gave.

Duncan: That's his bitch tendencies ..he'll happily offend anyone else but god forbid anyone offends him.

Tender Tendencies

A person who's in his late 30's or 40's that continuously tries to court young ladies ranging in ages 21-27 into going out with him, because he thinks he still has it going on or can't let go of the fact that he is past his prime!
Tim: "Yo man, can someone please tell Mike those young ladies don't want him!" "This is the last time I'm going to the club with him."

Steve: "He defiantly has tender tendencies!"