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A runt, small little bastard that farts mushrooms and if your team is a dumb bitch will int and feed the tiny fuck. God forsaken creation by riot games, he came from hell and deserves to stay there. God, i hate him so much
Friend: Aw shit theres a goddamn Temmo FUCK
Temmo by Glorbusssss & emull April 5, 2020
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temmie flakes 

an orignal breakfast
this morning i had temmie flakes. i have AIDS now
temmie flakes by lego adam November 8, 2016
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Teemo by SUREWHYNOTFAMDAWG December 12, 2016

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

Julia Teymourian 

She sits next to me in Theology class and she is such a babe!! She has brown hair with blond high lighs and she is such a bro. She is SUPPER DUPPER funny and looks like a super model! EVERYONE LOVES HER!!! <3 <3 <3
GUY: Have u heard of this chick named Julia Teymourian... she is in my Theo class!!

HOT GUY: Yeeeee buddy!!! I love her!! She is SOOOOOO hot!!!

HOTTEST GUY: DON'T EVEN TRY GUYS SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS MINE!!!
Temmie.
hOI!!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!!!
Temmie by NotThePedrix February 5, 2018
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Temmie by Temmie not chang May 31, 2016
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