Telyx 

A Banyan, and the greatest unknown scientist and theoretician the world has ever not known. Able to crumple foes into dust with sheer brainpower. Has the highest power-to-weight ratio* of any Banyan, too, which comes in handy when he's had a few.

*He's not all that heavy.

Some quack started babbling about creationism and "intelligent design," so Telyx explained the Big Bang, inflation, and supersymmetry, and the quack exploded into dust on the spot.

Telyx by Lord Telyx of Monroe April 10, 2003

Telyx 

A Banyan, and the greatest unknown scientist and theoretician the world has ever not known. Able to kill with brainpower alone, he has a fantastic power-to-weight ratio too, which comes in handy when he's had a few.

Some quack was babbling about "intelligent design" and "creationism theory," so Telyx began explaining the Big Bang and Inflation, and the quack exploded into dust.

Telyx by Lord Telyx of Monroe April 11, 2003

Teluxe

The greatness known as Tuan Pham. notably teluxurious, elegant, or expensive. It is a concatenation of Tuan and Deluxe. For abbreviation purposes one can also use "The Lux" or just plain ol "Lux"

A Teluxe Edition
Teluxe Hotels
A Teluxilicious meal

Teluxe by -=[Teluxe]=- October 15, 2004

Telexpression 

Using keys to symbolize physical activities

Digi5 and Digi# are perfect examples of Telexpressions

Telexpression by icwish July 13, 2009

Arc'teryx 

A status symbol jacket traditionally worn by clout-chasing graffiti writers and fashionable shoplifters, especially in the city of Melbourne, Australia. Seeing a person wearing this means that said person is a writer who has been overseas and has painted trains at a high volume, or is a shoplifter who loves to brag about it.

Person 1 (sitting at Lounge smokers): Yo, check out that dude wearing an Arc'teryx Beta AR!
Person 2: Yeah what a toy. I heard he bought it instead of racking it... fucking clout chaser.

Arc'teryx by Melburn Clout November 15, 2018

Arc'teryx 

A Canadian brand of technical outerwear valued by literally any professional mountain guide, rock climber, or ice climber.

While the North Face has become the Abercrombie and Fitch of Outerwear, Arc'Teryx keeps a low profile and can be seen warming up many of the top outdoor athletes in the world.

If you see someone wearing an Arc'teryx jacket, it has likely actually seen the rugged outdoors since even yuppies are unlikely to pay $500 for a jacket while they would be fine dropping $150 for a North Face fleece despite the fact the Arc'Teryx jacket is literally worth the $500.

Also, anybody with an Arc'Teryx softshell or jacket will brag about temperature ranges in celsius because they're too cool for fahrenheit.

The brand is named after the oldest bird currently known to man: the Archaeopteryx.

Person 1: Dude aren't you cold with that spandex pullover?
Person 2: Actually, it's called a technical softshell, and since it's made by Arc'Teryx it weighs 200g less than your stupid North Face fleece and keeps me warm to -10C.

Arc'teryx by aneconomist November 9, 2010

Telaxing 

Relaxing with a beer while watching TV.

Nate: what's up dude?

Gia: just telaxing..... beer and netflix.

Telaxing by Gia the bunny queen October 10, 2016