telnyxing

When you own a large pool of phone numbers and they cannot call each other due to inter-routing failure within your internal network.

Nobody:
Tariq: I cannot call my LTC Department from my Pharmacy phone
Bertha: Oh Tariq are your phone telnyxing again?
Tariq: I believe so $#%!@#

by atown3000 November 2, 2020

Telaxing

Relaxing with a beer while watching TV.

Nate: what's up dude?

Gia: just telaxing..... beer and netflix.

by Gia the bunny queen October 10, 2016

Telexing

When someone is talking and texting on the phone at the same time.

Speaker 1: "Hey did you even listen to what i am saying to you?"

Speaker 2: "yeah yeah i did (sounds of fingers pressing buttons)"

Speaker 1: "No you didn't! Stop telexing and listen to me!"

by D_CENT November 27, 2009