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A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
Make tp at baal you telebitch!
Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009
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what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV
person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*

person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
televitch by paz33 September 28, 2007

testitchles 

(test-itch-'lz)
Testicles that always itch for no apparent reason.
I need to powder my testitchles.
testitchles by critterdun July 6, 2011

Textbitched

When someone keeps texting you bitching about shit you either don't remember, don't care about, or did but still don't give a fuck.
"what are you doin?"
--"sittin here gettin textbitched at by ______"
"that's gay, what are you gonna do?"
--"sit here and not give a fuck for a few more minutes. then no clues."