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Teltritch • Telebitch • televitch • testitchles • Textbitched • tent-pitcher • Text Bitch • Text Ditched • Text-Ditcher • Text Ditching
televitch
what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV
person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*
person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
testitchles
testitchles by critterdun July 6, 2011
Textbitched
When someone keeps texting you bitching about shit you either don't remember, don't care about, or did but still don't give a fuck.
"what are you doin?"
--"sittin here gettin textbitched at by ______"
"that's gay, what are you gonna do?"
--"sit here and not give a fuck for a few more minutes. then no clues."
--"sittin here gettin textbitched at by ______"
"that's gay, what are you gonna do?"
--"sit here and not give a fuck for a few more minutes. then no clues."
Textbitched by YoBroYoSisNoRhymeForThe2nd1 October 24, 2009
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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