televitch

what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV

person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*

person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"

televitch by paz33 September 28, 2007

televishun 

A portmanteau of television and shun meaning a television program or channel a person is ignoring or is committed to not watching.

Do you watch America's Got Talent? No, it's on my televishun list.
Mike was addicted to news, then he decided to televishun all cable news networks.

televishun by MikeInDC August 30, 2017

Telebitch

A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.

Make tp at baal you telebitch!

Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

televitz 

White supremacist word for television. Implies Jewish control of TV media.

Turn off your televitz!

televitz by 88/14 December 20, 2004

Teenitch or Teenitches

Teenitch is one teenager 13-19 years of age.
Teenitches is more then one teenager

13-19 years of age.
who act like a (bit*h/es, rude, irritating,

incesitive, maddening, often disrespectful and selfish, typically a giant pain in ones ass)

ADULT: "Great here come the Teenitches last time they were in here they made mess".

ADULT: "What a teenitch. Did you hear how so was talking to me"?
Teenitch or Teenitches

Teenitch or Teenitches by LosMolinas June 12, 2018

Televisatching 

The act of watching television, a very common human activity never before condensed into a single English word.

I spent my entire day off from work televisatching. What a waste!

Televisatching by Sidslang July 19, 2010

Teltritch 

It means to have a expression of sadness depression anger

My dog was stolen I am teltritched

Teltritch by eltritch7 November 7, 2023