4 definitions by Sleep Streamer
Poorly written books that are overly-publicized. Anyone who can read a Harry Potter book without asking yourself: Why the fuck is the print so large, why are there 4" margins all-around, and why is everything so fancy-dancey typed out - is either on drugs or has an extremely high level of patience.
Fan : I'm going to wait outside in the freezing cold in front Barnes & Noble so I can get the new Harry Potter book. Would you care to join me?
Sane : You're a fucking dumbass.
Sane : You're a fucking dumbass.
by Sleep Streamer September 7, 2007
Sadistic show created for children whom are experimenting with mind trips.
Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".
By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.
This show is fucked up.
Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".
By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.
This show is fucked up.
by Sleep Streamer September 7, 2007
An obese individual whose cultural background is of Asian descent. Derivative of the offensive slang word, chink.
Bob : Yo Gregg, check out Yung Jin Kim over there.
Gregg : So what? He's a damn chink.
Bob : No, dude. He's a fucking chunk.
Gregg : So what? He's a damn chink.
Bob : No, dude. He's a fucking chunk.
by Sleep Streamer September 7, 2007
The ingenious idea of a dumb son of a bitch, and one of the worst designed websites of all time (yet very popular). Myspace is a social-networking waste of time for people that have nothing else better to do than "add" all their friends onto a page so they can talk to each other. Not only do people add their "real" friends onto their page, they can also add a multitude of other individuals/groups of people, such as bands and comedians.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
Plenty of fudge packing features are put into Myspace, like the band pages. It's fairly difficult to find a good band on Myspace since a large majority of them are all teen screamo/death metal. Another great feature is the forum... need I say more.
Not to Mention.
The head honcho, otherwise aliased as "Tom", has made quite a profit off of social-networking douche bags.
J-Wizzle : Yo man I got Tila Tequila on my Myspace top 8 bro!
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
Sane : Oh yeah, so you know her personally i'm assuming?
J-Wizzle : Uh I mean.. I well, I guess... man fuck you! Myspace is da shit!
Sane : Sure it is. (subtle sarcasm)
by Sleep Streamer September 7, 2007