Channels dedicated to pointless gadgets you will never need, unbelievably fake photoshopped images, patronizing rhetorical questions and the worst actors on the face of the earth.
Teleshopping:
**HEY! Are you a fat loser with no friends?**
Guy at home: No.
**Then you need,THE FAT-BUSTER-CARDIO-CRUNCHER-ABS-BUILDER-FRIEND-FINDER 3000! It was £300 but you can get now for just £299.99!
Just Call: 0800-IMAFATLOSERWITHNOFRIENDSANDNEEDTHEFATBUSTERCARDIOCRUNCHERABSBUILDERFRIENDFINDER3000PLS Terms and conditions apply batteries not included.**
**HEY! Are you a fat loser with no friends?**
Guy at home: No.
**Then you need,THE FAT-BUSTER-CARDIO-CRUNCHER-ABS-BUILDER-FRIEND-FINDER 3000! It was £300 but you can get now for just £299.99!
Just Call: 0800-IMAFATLOSERWITHNOFRIENDSANDNEEDTHEFATBUSTERCARDIOCRUNCHERABSBUILDERFRIENDFINDER3000PLS Terms and conditions apply batteries not included.**
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
Get the Teleshopping mug.A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis
Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”
Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”
Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”
by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018
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by luvchild1 September 22, 2009
Get the telescoping mug.Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.
Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.
Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
Get the Telescoping mug.Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.
Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!
by YungArab69 October 28, 2017
Get the Hubble Telescoping mug.(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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