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Telephuckoffphany
Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.
Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Me: Wow what a rude bitch
Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
Telephuckoffphany by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011
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Telephuck
A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
Verb-
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
Telephuck by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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