Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
The term latinos and hispanics use to describe unintelligent and silly televisions programs that waste your time and contribute nothing to society. Programs falling under this category could range from telenovelas (soap operas), to entertainment talk shows, to reality t.v.
Mother: son stop watching that telebasura. It isn't teaching you anything, and you are wasting your time.
Son: Mom, come on! Part three of "Amores Traidores" (Traitorous love) is on and Juanita is about to get revenge on Raul for cheating on her with Julia. Just a little bit more!
Mom: I don't care how many girls Raul has cheated with. They aren't going to wash the dishes for me!
Loud Cell-Phone user. One who talks on their cell-phone in a loud manner. One who keeps their volume very high when using their cell-phone. One that receives an absurd amount of texts and phone calls, that all makes noises from the cell-phone, without the thought off turning their ringing off to preserve to quietness of the environment.
My mom is a telbalongus when she uses her phone because it is always so loud and distracting when I am trying to do something else.