Tel-lingus 

texting a woman while she holds a vibrating phone against her clitoris

We did tel-lingus because she's a Christian

Tel-lingus by note May 22, 2014

Tullingus 

A godly figure typically used in North American/ Western culture, who's name is usually expressed in vain.

tullingus pie the bread's burnt.

(any word can replace pie i.e.

tullingus poop
tullingus gay
in the name of holy tullingus

Tullingus by pigsparkels September 5, 2019