Theology

Simply put, the study of God.

I'm late for my Theology class.

by Tmankillah May 26, 2008

Theology

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

Renounce theology daily.

by H.L. Mencken April 22, 2005

Theology

Study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.

... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.

Momma: Son, I've brought you a new pamphlet of the church... God blesses you, child.

Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!

by Yue CG May 15, 2005

theology

the study of god(s) and other religious topics.

vincent van gogh was going to be a minister, but refused to learn latin and theology.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

by harry flashman July 18, 2003

theology

Stopping to think while you still think that you are thinking...

theology is to believe first then think after

by the brainstormer June 24, 2016

theology

Systematic Study of Religious tenets.
Literaly "God +word " Gk: Theos/Logos.

" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.

by J E Walker May 04, 2003