Tefelo

He's the definition of amazing. He defines the word friend, too. He'll always be there for you. He defines hard working, someone who will go the distance for the one he loves even if he has to take baby steps first. Tefelo is someone who is handsome, but defines beauty not in what he says or does, but in what he is. He is someone who will never give up on something he wants, even if it's so far out of reach. He defines love, someone who will melt your heart and cause you to fall in love every time you see him smile, every time he says your name.. Tefelo is someone who'll stand by your side, and will be there when the smoke clears. He defines the words thoughtful, sweetheart, caring, &romantic. Someone who'll make you laugh until you cry with all his crazy antics. He is someone you can be yourself around, even when you barely know who you are. Tefelo will most likely be the reason you're living, the one who pulled you out of the water just before your head goes under. Someone who will sit and hold you because you're afraid of thunder. Tefelo is the definition of perfect; "Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be" Even though he won't say he agrees. Everyone knows that it's true.basically a badass... this person is really cool. Everyone looks up to them and wants to get with them. He is also an absolute lad. Not just any lad. He’s a lad lord

Wow I wish I was a Tefelo. That’s way cooler than being a sak.

Tefelo by MyNameIsntSak January 25, 2020

Tefelo

a real nigga , big steppa. always down to spark up, always keeps it a hunnid. life aint shit without Tefelo. could probably cross the shit outta u and clamp u

random nigga:damn i wish i had Tefelo as a friend
random nigga 2: same broooo

Tefelo by arealniggaaaaa April 29, 2021

telelogophobia 

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell

Telelogophobia is more common than you think.

telelogophobia by Chad June 10, 2004

Isaac Tefel

A sexy Jewish boy. Isaac Tefel gets all the pussy in the world, he can't go a day without girls looking at him and getting wet.

"Hey look it's Isaac Tefel."
"uh my basement just flooded"

Isaac Tefel by bergababy March 7, 2019

Teflon Flu 

Nickname given by employees to the effects felt after working in DuPont P.F.O.A. storage tanks. Medical conditions caused by PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid), a product used in the manufacture of teflon by DuPont, include birth defects, kidney cancer, testicular cancer, thyroid disease, pre-eclampsia, and ulcerative colitis. 70,000 people living near the plant in Parkersburg, West Virginia regularly drank water tainted with the chemical known to be poisonous by DuPont - facts covered up at local, city and state levels, including the Parkersburg EPA. If not for the tenacity of local farmer Wilbur Tennant and lawyer Robert Bilott the case would not have been exposed.

Fred came home from work sick again — fever, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting — after working in one of the PFOA storage tanks. It happens all the time at the DuPont plant. His wife says the men at the plant call it ‘‘Teflon Flu.’’ Don't worry about it, he'll be fine.

Teflon Flu by Danny Anonymous November 27, 2020

Teflon Poo 

A non-stick poo. The kind of shit that leaves no trace on one's rusty sheriff's badge.

When you wipe your arse after taking a dump but there is nothing there. The poo left no trail or trace on the loo roll or your sphincter. A Teflon Poo.

Teflon Poo by MisLouLou January 6, 2012

tard teflon 

Derived from "tard" (from "mental retardation": a formerly common, but now considered derogatory, term for learning disabilities or other cognitive deficits) and "Teflon" (a brand of synthetic resin used for non-stick coatings), "tard teflon" refers to the uncanny ability of many a moron to avoid serious or lasting consequences for their poor decisions.

Alex managed to tard teflon their way out of prison time for driving under the influence, instead being slapped with a small fine and put on a year's probation.

tard teflon by pplolpp January 6, 2022