Definitions by MisLouLou

Teflon Poo 

A non-stick poo. The kind of shit that leaves no trace on one's rusty sheriff's badge.

When you wipe your arse after taking a dump but there is nothing there. The poo left no trail or trace on the loo roll or your sphincter. A Teflon Poo.

Teflon Poo by MisLouLou January 6, 2012