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a thing of beauty.
someone who adds a sparkle to even your worst day!
as tasty as a pack of minstrels!!:o)
i was having the worst day, but then i meet teele.

[teele] by galaxy5656565 February 5, 2009
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[teele] • Teele :) • halvale teele • tele • Teetle • teel • teale • Teece • Teela • teelee
The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)
And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)
Shes just all around amazing :)
I was having another shitty year, then I met the love of my life, Teele
Teele by Ranger0945623 June 10, 2011
Teele is the best person you will ever meet. She always wants to make you happy and doesn't want you to be sad. She is very funny and makes your days better. Teele has blonde hair and most likely is quite short. She is very sociable and talks to new people easily. She might not keep her best friends for long but when you are her bestie, it's the best thing ever. She always listens to you and helps if she can.
1:Wow is that Teele?
2:Yes!! I hope we can become friends with her! I'd love to have a friend like her.
1: Me too!
Teele by yalleluujah November 30, 2019

halvale teele

Shit Estonian translation of AMCs hit show Breaking Bad
"Kuule Toomas, tahad "Halvale Teele" vaadata minuga TV3est?"..."Mida vittu"
halvale teele by perselakkuja January 17, 2023

tele-hell 

1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.
1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!
tele-hell by WordOfArt July 19, 2010
used to define a beautiful girl.

If your name is Teale, then your most likely a gorgeous, smart, funny person whose always fun to be around. Your also a loving, caring, and considerate person. Your very creative, artistic, and mean the world to those who love you.

You are shy, but once people get to know you, they are immediately caught in your beautiful personality. Your fuckin' amazing!
"Look at her. She's fuckin' amazing!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Teale."
Teale by Teale's beautiful <3 January 16, 2012
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