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Teel is not just one person but and an entire group of people. These people originate from bergen county. In Northern New Jersey. Everylast one of them boy or girl are naturally gifted athletes. From football and baseball all the way to golf and lacrosse "teels" dominate the playing field in everyway. They are looked up to as icons by many people, and many strive to be like these people. Even though for another group of people to be as gifted as "teels" is nearly impossible"
non teel="damn you teels are good at everything"

teel="yeah we know that already"
Teel by abdcefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz August 12, 2007
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Vudu'boi is not leet yet but he is not teel like Odishua.
teel by Maryk March 14, 2005
Related Words
teel • Teela • [teele] • teelee • Teely • teelhavi • Teeling • Teelka • Teelo • teela drunk
Jim: yo Todd are you gonna get with Jen tonight
Todd: nah nude Teel got her in the bathroom
Teel by bignewjerseyguy November 24, 2019
Slang use for CockaTeel, a person acting very lame, especially when playing a video game.
Yo, that dudes acting pretty Teel...
Teel by The Jet15 December 24, 2020
Teeling is where someones talking in such a low monotone level that your brain cant comprehend what was said
i cant lie you just teel'd, say again?
Teel by gokuhulahoops October 18, 2023

Mike Teel 

N or V
1. The current QB for Rutgers
2. Throwing a really awful interception
3. An interception so bad the opposing player does not even have to do anything to catch the ball
"We would have won the game but our QB Mike Teeled the ball and the defender had an easy catch."
Mike Teel by fredhits October 23, 2007

pre-teel cesspool 

A 12 year old chamber of solid and liquid waste underground
You're brother makes a lot of pre-teel cesspool in his free time
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