A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.
When your lovely tea-party starts evolving into a raucous multi-patner sex jamborie, it is traditionally called a "Teagie" or the proper, English Orgy.
things you might overhear at a Teagie:
"I say, Mr. Farcy hosts the most stimulating Teagies that I have ever been a part of!"
"Yes, would you kindly pass me the Earl Gray and take off your pants?"
"Oh that's the spot. A little to the left. And hand me a crumpet."
"Would you like a little jam on your toast? *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*"
Combination of thong and wedgie. A thedgie occurs when the back part of your thong rides up and hurts so bad that you feel as if your ass is about to be torn in two.