float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart
by win-co-fo February 06, 2003
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loose

loose is similar in meaning to stale, when describing banter-however it can also be used to describe an easy woman
Lindemann has loose banter
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pot noodle

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon
"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"
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tedge

An armband worn by Czechoslovakian soldiers when entering the local beer hall.
tedge mathews
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stale

Henry Lindemann has staly banter
by win-co-fo February 06, 2003
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