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Techsis

An antonym for a word "Techbro" used in internet discussions.

Instead of inventing new, modern and useless technology, they go back to the past for technology that become useless due to obsolescence.
While wanting internet to become a better place, they lack the desire to have a deeper understanding of issues that internet has, so the best thing they do, is try their hardest to mimic and praise the idea of what old internet was that they made up in their head, usually that idea has nothing in common with how internet really was.

While techbros cluelessly try to move internet technology forward into Web 3.0, Techsiss have a big love for web 1.0, and "vibes" of how internet was in the late 2000s.

Many of them are lib-left, users of Tumblr and Twitter, artists, animators or other people who barely if ever touch code, but alas a thousand of sparkledog-filled neocities websites do exist, so they in fact can code.

As was said above, they have only surface level understanding of internet history, and considering how internet was back then they would probably hate it.
Now if you try to discuss anything about internet, you'll either look like a Techsis or a Techbro, its better to just go and touch grass.

I saw another video where delusional Techsis was yapping about how great old web was, and their understanding of it was nothing more than a bunch of scheenshots of colorfull gif filled personal pages of autistic teenagers.

You talk about internet history and you dont even know what Usesnet is? You are a fucking Techsis STFU and RTFF"
by IPoAC February 4, 2026
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technissimo

An IT guy with the attitude.
... and that's the computer center, home ground of the technissimo.
by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018
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Technisexual

A sexual preference. A Technisexual individual is someone who prefers to have sex with electronics. They can be male or female.

As more and more iPods and flat panel TVs come out this behavior is rapidly becoming widely accepted among society.
Dude 1: Ahhhhh! What are you doing to my computer????

Dude 2: Sorry man... I am Technisexual, so I can't help it....
by VTC-Nerd March 16, 2009
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techsick

Either a sense of or real illness brought on from being constantly surrounded and inundated with technology. Constant technology is usually from work, but can be home too, and sometimes when traveling, especially for business.
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I stayed home and slept most of Saturday, and well past noon on Sunday. Later I went to Golden Gate park on Sunday. I just got techsick and had to get outside and away from my laptop and Crackberry."
by CadeRageous! March 11, 2008
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Tecksis

The most freest, manliest, gas-guzzlingest state in America. Also the most free
Everything’s bigger in Tecksis. It’s the place with the most freedom. Don’t get caught with weed though cause then you’re fucked
by D34d_Ledger April 4, 2021
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Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.
Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!
by techista May 24, 2023
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techsist

Prejudice or discrimination on the basis of a person's technical ability. Assuming that the least tech savvy person must be at fault for the technical difficulty encountered.
Just because I don't hand-code HTML doesn't mean I can't vote you techsist pig!

Turns out it was a kernel panic, grandma. That was techsist of me to assume you broke it with your oldness.
by zengardon December 26, 2011
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