techism 

1.) Technical elitism, racism, or masochism regarding ones skill or perceived technical abilities.
2.)
a. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads
b. A technical orgasm, usually caused when first obtaining the latest in high tech gear
3.) A way to refer to the idiotic behavior of technicians of any form.
4.) A form of technical religion

1.) That person has a serious case of techism, who do they think they are?
Techism should be out lawed and banished.

2.)
a. Ew that person with all the gadets drooling, is obviously in the midst of a techism.
b. Dude I just got the new .... T T T T, I think I just had a techism in my pants.

3.) That's just one of the annoying techisms of the IT people.

4.) That's the IT department in there, where they practice techism.

techism by Dirty Southerner April 28, 2008

Techsmith'd 

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.

That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.

Techsmith'd by Labat April 24, 2023

techimon 

Tech Monsters, gurus. Fix it all techs that get it done and don't tell you to buy a new computer instead.

Did you break it? Let techimon fix it.

techimon by bobbywhiff May 12, 2017

Techsmallogy 

The modern wave of technology focused highly on the miniaturization of certain everyday products.

Big flat-screen TV's lacking the bulk of machinery behind them, iPods, tiny cellphones (think back to when the Moto RAZR was brand-new) and HD cameras, And high-capacity memory chips that are no bigger than the end of your thumb.

Guy 1: Have you seen my new iPod? this thing is thinner than the CDs I uploaded to it!
Guy 2: Techsmallogy at its finest.

Techsmallogy by Jared Westy March 3, 2009

Techista 

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

Techista by techista May 24, 2023

technism 

tek-niz-uhm

Technism

The hatred of one brand of technology simply because of who it is made by. Most often expressed by people who felt that the company has slighted them in some way in the past. Can be hardware or software.

Tech 1: "Man fuck nVidia they let interns design their video card drivers"

Tech 2: " That's some serious technism, Tech 1"

technism by PlatonicPanda November 1, 2009

TechSmart 

The best place to buy used IT equipment.

Computers for under a hundred bucks, laptops for the price of an XBOX.

TechSmart by Smartie March 7, 2003