Techista 

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

Techista by techista May 24, 2023

techietard 

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

techietard by kayodei December 23, 2007

techstacy 

the feeling of ecstacy after getting the latest tech gadget

George was in sheer techstacy after getting his new Android Bionic phone.

techstacy by dichlong September 29, 2011