Technotwit

n. A person who may have an aptitude regarding technology, but is both ignorant and/or annoying about everything else.

Dirk is a great programmer, and can answer any question about hardware and software, but he doesn't know who Seinfeld, Obama or Angelina Joli are. And he cannot boil water or pump gas. He is probably the king of the technotwits.

Technotwit by Seb13 January 29, 2009

technotwt 

Technotwt is a subtwt im mcyttwt for are fans of popular youtuber Technoblade. They tweet “I miss Technoblade” at least once everyday. And they also get very, VERY excited whenever they get even a CRUMB of techno content

A lot of people used to find technotwt scary but they’ve realized that the only thing they do is cry over missing Technoblade.

technotwt by technotwt December 29, 2020

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation 

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

technotwt 

a loving and accepting subtwt. it's not perfect (because it's twitter, what the hell did u expect) but everyone tries their best to be kind to each other. its definitely not as toxic as other dsmp subtwts, and u can actually have a nice and civil conversation with them! and no, they're not all white, most people in technotwt are poc so antis stfu <3

person 1 : hey are u from technotwt?
person 2 : yeah

person 1 : wanna passionately kiss?

technotwt by techno's elbow July 20, 2021

Technoliterate 

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

See also:

The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.

"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH

Technoliterate by nowitsreal March 30, 2011

technoliterate 

Someone who is versed in many forms of techno (technically known as electronica), from house to trance to progressive to tribal, etc. This person will have a variety of fly techno beats in their collection of techno. You may find many such people at clubs and festivals specializing in such music.

Dude, we got a soccer game in 15 minutes! We need some techno to pump us up, what do you got?
I got some Tiesto, Van Buuren, Schulz, Corsten, Oakenfold...
Damn you are technoliterate...I love it!

Man, sandstorm is the greatest techno song ever!
It's definitely a classic man, but once you become technoliterate, you'll hear even better.

technoliterate by mzlnkabwlr October 4, 2011